Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Friday, November 10, 2006
Sunday, November 05, 2006
how i learned to love the bomb
from the filmstrip "it's magic," produced by Studio Girl, a Hollywood company that I think sold cosmetics.
i'm burt lancaster and i approve this makeup
from the filmstrip "the professional studio girl makeup," produced by a Hollywood company that I think sold cosmetics. I don't have the audio for these filmstrips so I don't know what Burt Lancaster had to say about the product line but I'm sure they're a fine American company peddling the best in American-made consumer goods.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
return to the picture is dead
SATURDAY OCTOBER 28, 2006
8 pm
The Picture is Dead
with The Parlour Scouts
Art Outlet
Danville Body Shop 1415 North Danville Street
Arlington, Virginia 22201
US
Cost: Free
artoutlet.org
The PICTURE IS DEAD are BRYAN CORNELL, SAM SERAFY, and JAMES WOLF.
Pat Padua will project images.
To hear what we sound like, visit www.pictureisdead.com or
www.myspace.com/thepictureisdead.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
whiplash girlchild no. 39
this album was among the spoils from Jackpot Records in Portland, along with a really keen Velvet Underground bootleg that I presume is the acetate somebody found in a Chelsea garage sale for 75 cents; the version of "Venus in furs" sounds almost like an audition for a hootenanny. anyway, I chose this as my first subejct with my new spread: a light stand, swivel-adapter and umbrella that arrived today.and a hastily hashed-out d.i.y. softbox. after 38 tries I almost got rid of the glare. not pictured is the eureka moment where I move the camera at a higher angle above the subject, finally achieving something like perfect light. but I prefer it when you can see the struggle. I'll work on, like, depth, later.
Monday, October 23, 2006
fais-moi mal johnny johnny johnny
The Princess and Johnny Depp templates from the Disney Pix Micro's bundled editing software fit together too well to be a mere coincidence.
yeasty, yeasty, let down your hair
From the Disney Pix Micro (the Pirates of the Carribean model, present background notwithstanding), a $20 bauble which takes 40 lo-res images in a teeny tiny lcd-free plastic cam sans. Not Mac compatible, alas, and I can't get the jpgs from the bundled Disney Pix editor to show up in any program *but* their editor, so screen-caps will have to do until tech support gets back to me.
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Friday, October 13, 2006
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Friday, October 06, 2006
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Monday, October 02, 2006
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
new york
he asked me if this bus was going to what sounded like "west palms." I said, er, it's going east. he nodded and thanked me and i have no idea what he said but he said a lot of it.
Monday, September 25, 2006
Friday, September 22, 2006
whiskey picnic - directed by chad
woodland creatures gather besotted by the clear clean taste of PM whiskey
Thursday, September 21, 2006
"it's naked -- it's brutal -- it's who we are"
the front element fell out of my lomo fisheye and shattered. it seems to have something to do with focus.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Monday, September 18, 2006
stress release
From the May 24, 2006 issue of a Florida Keys free weekly. The pullquote goes, "It's a stress release. It helps me deal with a lot of problems."
the long legs of the law
If vertical stripes signify the watching eyes of regulators, and the human gam is a flesh-and-blood manifestation of similar design principles, are leg-men inexorably attracted to the code of good sportsmanship? and does the elaborate tat subvert the signage and make the would-be transgressor uncertain whether his departure from written law be met with punishment or reward? Should the charm city roller girls find themselves in need of a dramaturg, do let me know.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Friday, September 08, 2006
happy sad
happy sad
Originally uploaded by a nameless yeast.
if you squint real hard you can imagine that yellow car is a ball of fire he's conjured up from the depths of hades. I think my old, lower-res cameraphone could have worked such digital alchemy but I can stare at this and pass out and dream.
i dig a pony
i dig a pony
Originally uploaded by a nameless yeast.
the zoppe family circus performs on mulberry street in little italy, nyc. related tags: pony, cleavage, punishment and reward.
Thursday, September 07, 2006
great wall
great wall
Originally uploaded by a nameless yeast.
I was walking around Chinatown and through an open doorway saw a pair of big-eyed puppy cut-outs hanging on a wall. I went in to investigate what turned out to be a kind of storefront Buddhist temple. A donation table was set up where you could pay a dollar for a fortune (see above). The temple matron sat at a reception desk across from the donation box, so I paid for my fortune and asked if I could take a picture. She said yes, but when I took aim at a pair of wall-hung big-eyed monkeys she said no - I could take pictures of Buddha but not that. Hmm.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
me and my protective circle
me and my protective circle
Originally uploaded by a nameless yeast.
at the strange powers exhibit, in a lower east side building supposedly haunted by Federico Garcia Lorca. I asked about the jar of sidewalk chalk on the reception table. It's an adjunct to Peter Coffin's wall drawing, where anybody who asks about it gets to have a protective circle drawn around them anywhere in the gallery. I picked a spot near the healer.
