Tuesday, September 23, 2003

autumn is best

Date: Monday, 17 October 1994 9:54pm
From: Subject: Autum is best
Sender: Japanese food & culture discussion list

Dear P----- ,

Summeer vacation was end, and it's autum. How are you? I'm very fine]
My college is situated in top of the mountain.(It's small mountain.)
So it's beautiful scenery. Especially autum is best season.
My best favorite season is autum that is my birthday season. Octorber 10,
I went to Mt. WAKAKUSA with my friends. Do you know Mt. WAKAKUSA?
It's situated back of TODAIJI tenple in Nara. I live in nara, so it's ve-
ry close. It was fine day, and the best day eating a lunch. The only pro-
blem is there is many deers. That is pastured around here, and that is a
trademark in Nara. But this deer's feces is many]] So we must spread a
carpet. And they make a snatch at our lunch. They are very pretty, but is
a nuisance. Do you watch red leaves? Please tell me.
I wait your letter.

Kitschification of 9/11

Friday, September 19, 2003

Remembrance of tv movies past

Time and again Lance Kerwin went to bed early. Remember that tv-movie starring Lance of James at 15/16? In The Loneliest Runner, Michael Landon tells his story in flashback of noctural enuresis. In a classic evil mother scene, Lance Kerwin is walking home with his potential sweetie Melissa Sue Anderson, when to his whorror mumsy has hung the wet sheets out his bedrock window. Lance runs away - and you figure, a kid who grows up to be a long-distance runner played by Michael Landon, you'd think he could run, right? Well you bet you sacroiliass he could run and run he does to the city department store where he hides until its closing time and what's a poor bedwetting future track star to do?

A queen sized brass bed and her siren call is what he do, as in sleep on and not piss in. Hooray his cure is a larger bed, plenty of room for Lance and Melissa Sue to do their thing when mumsy's away.

Wasn't Lance a coke-head for a while?

Wednesday, September 17, 2003